Thursday, January 29, 2009

To all the masturbators

Hey all the masturbators you all are in risk of getting some cancer in your private area. I found this article on the net. Now wait a minute aren't we all masturbators, from the 13 year old kid to the old grand pa?(I don't know the upper age limit of the group, can someone help me here?) It is the heavy users that are in risk of getting it. By the way Can women masturbate? Doesn't matter anyway as you girls won't get it.

Now this is unfair. When living in a conservative society such as this, that is the only alternative at times. Guess i have to continue my pounding aways and run the risk of getting the god damned cancer.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Can women masturbate?"

Your joking right? Put a good porno on and wank off..pay attention to the women playing with themselves...

Liberal Lanka said...

Guess you are right

Sam said...

That is bullshit, just like how a dude name Kellogg created a breakfast name cornflaks to stop this god forbid habit of young people, some time back.